"Axe Goes Chop Enemies Go Drop" Barbarian Leather Journal | RPG Fantasy Leather Notebook | D&D Gifts for Gamers

Axe Goes Chop, Enemies Go Drop
A Barbarian’s Journal of Glorious Chaos

Unleash your inner berserker with this bold barbarian journal — made for dice-slingers who prefer their plans simple and their weapons heavy. Whether you’re logging battle cries, character stats, or the number of goblins you’ve obliterated, this journal is built for glory.

Styled like an ancient tome (but way tougher), it’s perfect for D&D barbarians, dungeon masters, and chaotic roleplayers who live for the crits.

Why You'll Love It:

✔ Fierce & Funny Cover Design – “Axe Goes Chop, Enemies Go Drop” — a rallying cry for every barbarian with more brawn than book smarts.

✔ Rugged Vegan Leather – Durable, soft-touch cover that handles rage sessions and snack spills like a champ.

✔ 200 Lined Pages – Ideal for:

• Campaign notes & battle records

• Character stats, kill counts & shopping lists

• Spontaneous war chants

✔ Adventure-Ready Build – Includes a brown elastic band to keep your chaos contained and a ribbon bookmark to save your page (or your rage tally).

✔ Barbarian-Proof Size – 5.8" x 8.5", 11.33 oz — heavy enough to feel real, light enough to wield one-handed.

Perfect For:

• Barbarian mains & D&D players

• Fantasy fans & tabletop scribes

• Gift-givers who want laughs and utility

“No think. Only chop. But also — note things down sometimes.”

Specs:

• Cover: Vegan leather (5.8" x 8.5" / 14.73cm x 21.59cm)

• Pages: 200 lined (100 sheets)

• Extras: Brown elastic closure + ribbon bookmark

• Weight: 11.33 oz

Lovingly packaged, battle-ready, and guaranteed to make any tabletop warrior grin.