Bard, the Master of Song
Laser Engraved Pinnacle 40oz Bard Tumbler – Teller of Tales, Hero of Taverns
Raise a toast to the power of words, music, and myth with this unforgettable bard tumbler, laser-engraved with the bard’s eternal truth:
“Bard the master of song. I am the teller of tales and hero of taverns. Stories are more powerful than any weapon.”
Crafted for adventurers, D&D players, and charismatic legends in the making, this 40oz stainless steel tumbler pairs function with flair. Whether you’re spinning songs at the table or sipping your “performance-enhancing” brew, this vessel is your trusty sidekick.
Why You’ll Love This Bard Tumbler:
✔ Epic Engraved Inscription – A bold tribute to the bard’s role as voice of the party and keeper of legends.
✔ Tavern-Tested Insulation – Copper vacuum walls keep drinks cold for 24+ hours / hot for 9+ hours.
✔ Stylish & Sturdy – Matte powder-coated stainless steel, BPA-free, with a handle that even a drunk bard can grip.
✔ Perfectly Portable – 40oz capacity + slim base = ideal fit for car cup holders, loot bags, and lyre cases.
✔ Includes Every Encore – Reusable straw and lid with 2-position swivel closure for spill-free storytelling.
Perfect For:
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Bards, musicians & party-face players
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DMs and writers who weave epic tales
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Anyone who knows a good story is the real loot
“Songs inspire. Stories endure. Drinks stay cold.”
Specs:
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Material: Stainless steel with matte powder coating (BPA-free)
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Capacity: 40oz
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Dimensions: 10.25" H x 3.9" W
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Weight: 20.48 oz
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Insulation: Cold 24+ hours / Hot 9+ hours
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Colors Available: White, Black, Navy, Red, Gray
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Design: Front-only laser engraved
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Includes: Reusable straw + lid with swivel closure
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Fits: Most car cup holders
Each order is lovingly packaged — worthy of a bard’s ballad — and ready to join your next grand tale.
